ketamine ☹ (humor)
A guy tells a story: —
“…after a romantic evening,
I led her home, but before crossing the threshold,
she turned to me and kissed me,
then, she whispered to me, provocatively”, —
“What about staying here overnight?”...
Hmm... I look at her and I answered, —
“nooope…”
(between us), —
what the hell am I supposed to do all night long,
(alone), in front of a door?