ketamine ☹ (humor)

A guy tells a story: — “…after a romantic evening, I led her home, but before crossing the threshold, she turned to me and kissed me, then, she whispered to me, provocatively”, — “What about staying here overnight?”... Hmm... I look at her and I answered, — “nooope…” (between us), — what the hell am I supposed to do all night long, (alone), in front of a door?