joking ☹ (humor)

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πŸ“ΈUn P'tit Je Ne Sais Quoi πŸ—’ — πŸ„― Claudia ✓ ▫ MyCreativeDigiArtⁱ⟮freep!k⟯

On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student: 
— What are your parent's names?

The student replied: ~ My father's name is Laughing and
my mother's name is Smiling.

Confused, the teacher asked back: - Are you kidding? 
The student replied: ~ No! Kidding is my brother. I am Joking.



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