he said, she said ☹ (humor)

sometimes, — pilot

sometimes, — vet...

today's agreement, —

he consults her cat

❝ Let's talk about sex...

She was trying to get him to talk to her

while they were doing the deed...

He said "Baby I'm the strong and the silent type."

She said, "That's not what I need."

"Please do not speak softly, "she said.

"When carrying your stick."

He said, "Actions can speak louder."

She said, "It doesn't do the trick."

She was all over him in the A.M.

He said, "Baby, you don't understand.

Just about once a night, I'm alright,

but I'm not much of a morning man.

I'm not quite awake yet, he said,

I could use a cup."

She said, "How about a loving spoonful, darling?

That might get you up."

The other night, she was biting him,

while they were doing it in the dark, —

He said, "what... are you some kind of vampire, baby?"

She said, "I just love to leave my mark."

And then he said, "Maybe it's a tendency."

And then she said, "I hope it's just a phase."

(You can't be too careful, people,

with these diseases these days.)

She was trying to get him to spank her.

She said, "It feels so fine."

He said, "I'm not that kind of man, baby.

That's where I draw the line."

Then she said, "You can draw the line... there.

You can draw a circle. Draw a square.

I don't mind a parallelogram, darling,

just put your pencil there!

I don't mind a rhomboid, darling,

Just put your pencil there!" ❞