bonjour ☹ (humor)

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📸Un P'tit Je Ne Sais Quoi 🗢 — 🄯 Claudia ✓ ▫ MyCreativeDigiArtⁱ⟮freep!k⟯

1ᵉʳ jour, au début d’une nouvelle année scolaire en France,
 un enseignant fait la présence dans une salle de classe :
— Mustafa Al Ekhzari ?
— Présent !
— Kadar Sel Ohlmi ?
— Présent !
— Mohammed Endahrha ?
— Présent !
— Chanhira Amarttayaku ?
— Présent !
— Al Ain Ben Oit ?
réduire au silence…
— Al Ain Ben Oit !
pas de réponse…
— Encore une fois, Al Ain Ben Oit !
un enfant gêné répond timidement :
— Madame, je pense que c’est à propos de moi,
mais ça se prononce correctement, Alain Benoit


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